i dream of having a regulated nervous system
i dream of having a regulated nervous system
basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas
I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and friend
me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good
me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok
*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*
in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece
crazy ex-girlfriend is the show the world needs right now but isn’t watching and it will become a hit in 10 years when people will say it was just so ahead of its time and it makes me mad watch crazy ex-girlfriend
someone: you should take a 5 minute break every hour and stretch! :) get some water or a snack
me, a person with a skewed perception of time and inability to care for myself: what